“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
(Source: thepretendr, via yogapilatesyogurt)
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
(via straightscallop)
me during the summer:is today wednesday or sunday
pro of the day: saw the random adorable man that is occasionally at work for me to gaze upon and nonchalantly follow around thus making my day immediately better.
con of the day: saw same adorable man again, but this time he was not working and was with his girlfriend.
fml. i never win.














