sluttyoliveoil:

posting a selfie that gets less than ten notes

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agoraph0bia:

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(Source: thepretendr, via yogapilatesyogurt)

colouredcages:

This is basically everyone on tumblr.

colouredcages:

This is basically everyone on tumblr.

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knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

(via straightscallop)

When I’m out to dinner and can’t finish all of the food on my plate

whatshouldwecallme:

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me during the summer:is today wednesday or sunday

Anonymous asked: Do you have a boyfriend?

lol no.
oh, anonymous, you are so crazy.

pro of the day: saw the random adorable man that is occasionally at work for me to gaze upon and nonchalantly follow around thus making my day immediately better.
con of the day: saw same adorable man again, but this time he was not working and was with his girlfriend.


fml. i never win.